My act is based on my life.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.

When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or football players completely wasted and puking and acting a fool, and think to myself, there is nothing cool about that. I never wanted to be that out of control.