I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.
Life is adventure. Travel is adventure at a different address.
I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.
I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.
I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.
Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come out of my mouth.