The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.

My act is based on my life.

Well, Jon Hamm isn't a real celebrity.

To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering.

I love to work. I love doing standup.

The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer.