So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!

I grew up in Chicago and was a huge fan of 'The Second City', so when I moved to L.A., I was looking for anything that resembled that... then I started 'The Groundlings', so I went to a show and it was very much like 'Second City'. I was so impressed that that same night I went backstage and I went up to the funniest person there.

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush!

I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.