So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering.

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.

I love doing [stand-up]. I love making people laugh no matter how. Whether it's a commercial, or a TV show, or a reality show, or a talk show, or a special, or a book. However I can make people laugh, that's what I want to do.

I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke!