My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come out of my mouth.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush!

My act is based on my life.

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.