I'm basically always on tour.
I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.
I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.
I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.
It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.
I love doing [stand-up]. I love making people laugh no matter how. Whether it's a commercial, or a TV show, or a reality show, or a talk show, or a special, or a book. However I can make people laugh, that's what I want to do.