But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
I am in love with Larry David.
I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.
I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!
I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.
I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer.