No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever.

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.

I love doing [stand-up]. I love making people laugh no matter how. Whether it's a commercial, or a TV show, or a reality show, or a talk show, or a special, or a book. However I can make people laugh, that's what I want to do.