No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

My act is based on my life.

When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

I love doing [stand-up]. I love making people laugh no matter how. Whether it's a commercial, or a TV show, or a reality show, or a talk show, or a special, or a book. However I can make people laugh, that's what I want to do.

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.