I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.

It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush!

That's life when you're on the D-list.

I love doing [stand-up]. I love making people laugh no matter how. Whether it's a commercial, or a TV show, or a reality show, or a talk show, or a special, or a book. However I can make people laugh, that's what I want to do.

I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential.

I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.