Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you go to a club, and they're pretty much all telling jokes with set-ups and punchlines. Coffeehouse audiences are the most forgiving: They really listen, which is the best part.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.

I believe fully in making fun of children. I believe very strongly that you should never make fun of an embryo or your ovaries. I am a big believer on breaking those rules. It's a case-by-case basis. But the thing is, there's so many ways to make a joke about something that is sort of maybe verboten or something.

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!

I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color.