I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.

Life is adventure. Travel is adventure at a different address.

I love doing [stand-up]. I love making people laugh no matter how. Whether it's a commercial, or a TV show, or a reality show, or a talk show, or a special, or a book. However I can make people laugh, that's what I want to do.

I have a no-apology policy.

To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.