I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.

I'll be honest, there's a part of me that does think I'm held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it's a little frustrating.

I love doing [stand-up]. I love making people laugh no matter how. Whether it's a commercial, or a TV show, or a reality show, or a talk show, or a special, or a book. However I can make people laugh, that's what I want to do.

I am in love with Larry David.

I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.