I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.

The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.

I was a soccer cheerleader. It doesn't get nerdier than that. I was fired from the soccer cheerleading squad after one year, which I believe to this day is unprecedented. You have to understand, no one went to the soccer games. In fact, I believe part of my duties as a cheerleader was to bake brownies for the team.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.