I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.

Most people unfamiliar with the men in a new town might search for love until they find it. I picked out some guy on my second day in LA, who worked at the local bicycle shop, and handed my virginity to him. “You can fill a tire? Sounds good to me. Let's call it a date.” Needless to say he wasn't Mr. Right.

I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.

To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever.

The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.