I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or football players completely wasted and puking and acting a fool, and think to myself, there is nothing cool about that. I never wanted to be that out of control.

I can criticize your religion all I want, and you can criticize mine. I don't like this whole climate of, 'You can't ever say anything bad about the group I'm in, cause every group is untouchable.' We can all criticize each other and engage in debate all we want.

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer.

When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version.

I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.