Always and Forever is a Grandmothers love

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version.

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.