Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

I am what you call a non-believer. I don't even want to say I'm an atheist because frankly I don't want to join their club either. But the point is, I am a fallen catholic, I'm not religious, and that's all well and good.

Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.

The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?