I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.

I am what you call a non-believer. I don't even want to say I'm an atheist because frankly I don't want to join their club either. But the point is, I am a fallen catholic, I'm not religious, and that's all well and good.

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.