I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

Well, Jon Hamm isn't a real celebrity.

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at.

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer.

Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.