I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.
But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
Well, Jon Hamm isn't a real celebrity.
I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.
I love to work. I love doing standup.
I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party.