I love to work. I love doing standup.

I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.

Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.

I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.