I love to work. I love doing standup.

It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush!

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.

Most people unfamiliar with the men in a new town might search for love until they find it. I picked out some guy on my second day in LA, who worked at the local bicycle shop, and handed my virginity to him. “You can fill a tire? Sounds good to me. Let's call it a date.” Needless to say he wasn't Mr. Right.

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.