I love to work. I love doing standup.

The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness.

I am what you call a non-believer. I don't even want to say I'm an atheist because frankly I don't want to join their club either. But the point is, I am a fallen catholic, I'm not religious, and that's all well and good.

If there is a gay army, I am their warrior princess.

I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.

I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.