Well, Jon Hamm isn't a real celebrity.

Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come out of my mouth.

I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.

To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering.

The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush!