Well, Jon Hamm isn't a real celebrity.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

I believe fully in making fun of children. I believe very strongly that you should never make fun of an embryo or your ovaries. I am a big believer on breaking those rules. It's a case-by-case basis. But the thing is, there's so many ways to make a joke about something that is sort of maybe verboten or something.

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.

The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.

I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.

I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.