But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer.

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.