But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke!

I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.