I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.

I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke!

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

Life is adventure. Travel is adventure at a different address.