I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer.

I am in love with Larry David.

I'll be honest, there's a part of me that does think I'm held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it's a little frustrating.