I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come out of my mouth.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.