Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come out of my mouth.

I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!

I love to work. I love doing standup.

When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version.

I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.