Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come out of my mouth.

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.

I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush!

Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you go to a club, and they're pretty much all telling jokes with set-ups and punchlines. Coffeehouse audiences are the most forgiving: They really listen, which is the best part.