Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come out of my mouth.

Life is adventure. Travel is adventure at a different address.

My act is based on my life.

I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.