To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering.

I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

I have a no-apology policy.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

I was a soccer cheerleader. It doesn't get nerdier than that. I was fired from the soccer cheerleading squad after one year, which I believe to this day is unprecedented. You have to understand, no one went to the soccer games. In fact, I believe part of my duties as a cheerleader was to bake brownies for the team.

The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness.

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer.