To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering.

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at.

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush!

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.

I grew up in Chicago and was a huge fan of 'The Second City', so when I moved to L.A., I was looking for anything that resembled that... then I started 'The Groundlings', so I went to a show and it was very much like 'Second City'. I was so impressed that that same night I went backstage and I went up to the funniest person there.

If there is a gay army, I am their warrior princess.