No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?

I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party.

There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.

I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.