No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?

I can criticize your religion all I want, and you can criticize mine. I don't like this whole climate of, 'You can't ever say anything bad about the group I'm in, cause every group is untouchable.' We can all criticize each other and engage in debate all we want.

I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.