No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?

I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color.

It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush!

I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.

There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.

I can criticize your religion all I want, and you can criticize mine. I don't like this whole climate of, 'You can't ever say anything bad about the group I'm in, cause every group is untouchable.' We can all criticize each other and engage in debate all we want.