My act is based on my life.
I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.
I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.
I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.
Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.
I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.