I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.

I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.

I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people's words is great. But then, when I do stand-up, I love getting my own point of view out there.

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.

Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you go to a club, and they're pretty much all telling jokes with set-ups and punchlines. Coffeehouse audiences are the most forgiving: They really listen, which is the best part.