I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you go to a club, and they're pretty much all telling jokes with set-ups and punchlines. Coffeehouse audiences are the most forgiving: They really listen, which is the best part.

It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush!

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.