I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.

Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come out of my mouth.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.