I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush!

No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?

I have a no-apology policy.

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer... the way Courtney Love is a singer.

To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering.