My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke!

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.

I love to work. I love doing standup.

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.