I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.

Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.

I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party.

Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.