I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.

My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.

I am in love with Larry David.

I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!

I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party.

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.