I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

I'm basically always on tour.

I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be... ahm... voluptuous!

To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.