I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.

When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

My act is based on my life.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.