I believe fully in making fun of children. I believe very strongly that you should never make fun of an embryo or your ovaries. I am a big believer on breaking those rules. It's a case-by-case basis. But the thing is, there's so many ways to make a joke about something that is sort of maybe verboten or something.

Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever.

I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

I am what you call a non-believer. I don't even want to say I'm an atheist because frankly I don't want to join their club either. But the point is, I am a fallen catholic, I'm not religious, and that's all well and good.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.