I believe fully in making fun of children. I believe very strongly that you should never make fun of an embryo or your ovaries. I am a big believer on breaking those rules. It's a case-by-case basis. But the thing is, there's so many ways to make a joke about something that is sort of maybe verboten or something.

I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.

When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or football players completely wasted and puking and acting a fool, and think to myself, there is nothing cool about that. I never wanted to be that out of control.

If there is a gay army, I am their warrior princess.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.

My act is based on my life.