Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.
Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.
People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.
I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.
The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks.