Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.
Home is where the heartache is.
Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.
People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.