Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!
My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.
Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place.
The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks.
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.