People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place.
As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.
If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.
Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'
What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction.