Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves

Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!

It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.

. . . planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success.

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.