Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.
If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.
What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction.
I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.
I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.