Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves
dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are.
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
. . . planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success.
It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.