Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.
If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.
As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.
Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.
I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won't be pilloried -- as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed.
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves