As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.
If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves
I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.
Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban.
It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.