I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.

All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day.

Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban.

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.