In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.
Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves
Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.
It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.
Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban.