I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.

All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day.

If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.

The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited.

. . . planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success.