I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves

Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban.

Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.

. . . planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success.