Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!
I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.
As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.
If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.
Home is where the heartache is.
It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.