The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited.

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.

I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.