The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited.

Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'

If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.

The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited.

I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won't be pilloried -- as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed.

Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.