I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won't be pilloried -- as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed.

Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place.

In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.

Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban.

dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are.

Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.