I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won't be pilloried -- as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed.

Home is where the heartache is.

I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won't be pilloried -- as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed.

Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.

The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited.

dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are.

Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.