I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won't be pilloried -- as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed.

The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited.

Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban.

In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are.

All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day.