I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won't be pilloried -- as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed.

All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day.

Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!

dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are.

Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.

In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.