Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts

I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.

Home is where the heartache is.

What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction.