dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are.
Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.
I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.
I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.