As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.
Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.
People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks.
Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.
If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.