Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts

Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.

Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.

Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves

. . . planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success.

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.