Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.
If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.
It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.
Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.
Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.