All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day.
My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.
Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.
As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!