Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.
It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves
All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day.
In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.
Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place.