Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!

Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.

Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.

The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks.