Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.

I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won't be pilloried -- as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed.

Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.