If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.
Home is where the heartache is.
Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban.
Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'
dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are.
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves