My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.

Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves

I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.

Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.

I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won't be pilloried -- as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed.

As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.