People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.
Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban.
I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won't be pilloried -- as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed.
If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.
Home is where the heartache is.