Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.
What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction.
If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.
If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.
I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won't be pilloried -- as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed.
As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.