Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.
I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.
If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.
If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.
The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited.
Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'