As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.

Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.

All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day.

I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.