dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are.
If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.
Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.
I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.
Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves