The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks.
Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.
Home is where the heartache is.
Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'