Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks.

What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction.

I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.

As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.

If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.

If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.