If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.
As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.