Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban.
Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'
In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.
People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.
I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.