People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.
My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.
Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.
I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.
Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place.