I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.
If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.
The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited.
People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place.
living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts