Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks.
Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place.
Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.
As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.