As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.
In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.
I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.
I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.
Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban.
Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.