If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.

. . . planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success.

Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.

Love is like a tide. When it's in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris beneath the surface - the old bottles, the rusty prams, the sewage pipes, the bloated cats and dogs weighted down to drown. The man I had once loved so passionately I now saw as weak, gutted like a fish.

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.

The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited.