If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.

living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts

Home is where the heartache is.

The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks.

Love is like a tide. When it's in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris beneath the surface - the old bottles, the rusty prams, the sewage pipes, the bloated cats and dogs weighted down to drown. The man I had once loved so passionately I now saw as weak, gutted like a fish.

In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.

dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are.