. . . planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success.

living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts

All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day.

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'

I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.

. . . planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success.