I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.
living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts
People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.