As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.
living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts
Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!
In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.
Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban.
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves