Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day.
I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited.