All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day.
As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.
My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.