My legs tired, ain't your legs tired!? His legs ain't Tired! He Just... Tinktinktinktinktinktink, TinktinkTinktinkTinktink!! Just paperclips and Sparks everywhere!

Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.

I'm a grown man. I do whatever I feel like doing with my hair. And if for some reason you feel like there's a magnet and you should have something to say to me, then more power to you. I hope you're prepared.

If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait.

I think pimp, therefore i am.

Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may.