I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to make you lightheaded.

You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

The hardest thing about moving to California from Connecticut was just missing my family. If I went back, it would be just because I was homesick.

Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.

I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.

I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another.