It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional.

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.

I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version.

A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!'

Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.

Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.

It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you.