It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional.

I never really got into marketing. I went to school for it, but never pursued it once I got out. Instead, I went to Europe for about two months, just traveling around in youth hostels and Eurail trains with my friends.

What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing; I went to a lot of coffee houses and used to watch all those guys, but I never had the nerve to get up and do it because singing seems so personal and intimate to me. It was too revealing.

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.

I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.

Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing.

I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn’t see that as a job description anywhere.