I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version.

I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.

"Bruce" was an Eddie Murphy film, so there was a whole different vibe, working on that film, as opposed to working on a [Adam] Sandler film, which I'd done a few of. First of all, there were tons of kids running around. I'm surprised I ever had a kid after doing that film.

When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'

A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.

If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

I played a security guard, and I think it was in the State Department. This was my first acting role, really, and I remember rehearsing it on the couch with my girlfriend at the time. I had a real problem with saying the word "incendiary." Most of my rehearsal was spent on pronouncing the word "incendiary."