I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version.

The hardest thing about moving to California from Connecticut was just missing my family. If I went back, it would be just because I was homesick.

I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.

When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.

I played a security guard, and I think it was in the State Department. This was my first acting role, really, and I remember rehearsing it on the couch with my girlfriend at the time. I had a real problem with saying the word "incendiary." Most of my rehearsal was spent on pronouncing the word "incendiary."

I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.

I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.