I think I sent out some résumés for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn't have enough postage.

I have a severe addiction to 'Angry Birds.' I always tell myself, 'One more game...' But then there's always another and another and another.

I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.

As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.

I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind of a heavyset girl... I took her out on one date. We went out for dinner and a movie and a dinner.

I think I sent out some résumés for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn't have enough postage.

When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.'