I think I sent out some résumés for marketing jobs, and they all came back in the mail because I didn't have enough postage.

I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind of a heavyset girl... I took her out on one date. We went out for dinner and a movie and a dinner.

I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.

Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing.

I was never really an impressionist. If there was somebody within my range, maybe I could work on it and do a little exaggeration of them - which I think is really the way to do an impression.

As an actor, you're always reading scripts looking for something good.

I enjoyed living in New York City, I liked the premise of the show [Saturday Night Live], I liked working with a different host every week and different musicians. I always thought, "This is great. I never expected to get this in the first place, so I'm just happy being here."