If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.
Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
If there's anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.