Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
The rich man and his daughter are soon parted.
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.