A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.

We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.

You won't skid if you stay in a rut.

A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.