Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.