If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

There's many a slip twixt the blueprints and a new house.

Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.

Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.

The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.

If there's anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.